awwww-cute:

Baby koala waits for his mum to wake up
girl-hijacking-the-impala:

foreverwholocked:

verity-burns:

“Where’s your bride?”
“Mary? Oh, she’s not my bride.”
“What?”
“No, she’s just a friend. A good friend, mind you, but no more than that.”
“What are you talking about? You’re marrying her in a little less than half an hour.”
“I don’t think so.”
“Have you hit your head?”
“Nope.”
“You’re serious?”
“I’m dead serious.”
“Then why on earth have we gone through this rigmarole?”
“Got you here, didn’t it? And wearing a TIE, no less.”
“Of course I’m wearing a tie - I thought you were getting married today!”
“Oh, I am.”
“What?”
“Or at least, I hope to be.”
“You are making no sense whatsoever.”
“I know how you feel about me.”
“No you don’t. How do you?”
“Suspected soon after you came back, actually. But I couldn’t be sure until I saw your face when I said I was leaving.”
“So this whole thing has been… what? Punishment?”
“Would you rather I’d punched you?”
“You did punch me!”
“Well, you deserved it.”
“And did I deserve this? To have to stand here and watch while you… Oh.”
“Oh?”
“You’re not marrying Mary?”
“I’m really not.”
“But you are getting married.”
“Well, that rather depends.”
“On?”
“On whether or not you’ll have me.”
“…”
“Sherlock?”
“But… One can’t just turn up in front of a vicar and get married, John. There are formalities…”
“It’s amazing what you can arrange when the British government owes you a favour.”
“But… Me?”
“Of course you.”
“But we’re not… I’ve never even…”
“If you want me. So do you, Sherlock? Do you want to marry me?”
.
.
“I do.”


THIS IS PERFECT

NOPE CAN’T BREATHE

junjouchara:

chibikiseki:

awesomeartist15:

allthethingsyaoi:

maruka-tachibanase:

romakoto:

shameless-fujoshi:

fudayk:

ikelenbo:

no you don’t understand this is actually my most favorite exisiting picture of haruka nanase

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he looks like a real dolphin

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Rin looks a lot like a shark, too.

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Well, I see the similarity with Makoto as well.

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same

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Don’t forget
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Yeah I can definitely see the resemblance in Rei too

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here goes Sousuke

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oh dear

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junjouchara:

chibikiseki:

awesomeartist15:

allthethingsyaoi:

maruka-tachibanase:

romakoto:

shameless-fujoshi:

fudayk:

ikelenbo:

no you don’t understand this is actually my most favorite exisiting picture of haruka nanase

image

he looks like a real dolphin

image

Rin looks a lot like a shark, too.

image

image

Well, I see the similarity with Makoto as well.

image

image

same

image

image

Don’t forget
image

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Yeah I can definitely see the resemblance in Rei too

image

image

here goes Sousuke

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oh dear

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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

gay-bondage69:

transschmuck:

cutevictim:

Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read

Canon Jesus is so much cooler than American Jesus.

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If I told you
How many times
I’ve sat alone
On the shower floor,
I promise,
You’d cry too. l.s.f. (via despawndent)

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mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

trashnojutsu:

i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami

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awwww-cute:

She ran up to my cruiser at 2 AM in the rain. She thinks she is under arrest